rolluptherimtowin.com

Tim Horton’s has proved the point why multi-word URLs don’t work. Is the above URL supposed to be read

 Roll up the rim to win

or

Roll up ther,  i’m towin’!

Odwalla Bar, Part 2

I have a message for Odwalla, Inc., makers of the Superfood Odwalla Bar. If you’re going to make your snack bar brown with a greenish spray-covering, I’d suggest the bar’s packaging state that the product’s intended color is green. The first time I had a Superfood Odwalla Bar, I had to Google the bar to make sure the green wasn’t mold. Packing it in green packaging doesn’t cut it.

Odwalla Bar

I have a Berries GoMega Odwalla Bar for a snack today. Its label incorrectly states that it has 1000mg of Vegetarian Omega-3’s in it. If that were the case, I would only travel across land and sea up to 1000mm to get one. But the truth is that in Odwalla’s humility they greatly underestimated the health benefit of this bar. In reality, a Berries GoMega bar has 1000000000ng of Vegetarian Omega-3’s in it, and I think they need to change the printing on the bar’s label to reflect this fact. I would travel across the desolate face of planet earth for 1000000000 nanoseconds for distances up to 1000000000nm to get one.

I am so glad that Odwalla’s Berries GoMega Bar is not like those other inferior bars out there that only have 1g of Vegetarian Omega-3’s in them. I would only travel 1m to get one of those bars.