Hillary Clinton – World’s Brightest Investor

Hillary Clinton earned a 9700% annual profit one year, trading cattle futures as a completely inexperienced day trader. Wow! As explained in this article, the odds of such a return in ANY market by someone completely new to day trading are unfathomable. Hillary Clinton made close to a 10,000% return on a $1000 investment in HER FIRST YEAR OF DAY TRADING in the late 1970’s, stopping just short of $100k. With such a knack, it would have been smart for her to take 1 year off politics, taken out a 1-year loan for $200,000, invested it for a single year, earned a 10,000% return, and made 20 million dollars in 1979 dollars. And why stop there? That money, invested astutely through the 1980s and then through the 1990’s web bubble. Hillary Clinton, commenting on her astounding return on investment, said, “I got lucky”. If so, then I’m thinking perhaps the theory of evolution (origin of life without  any design influence) is possible after all.

Detroit Home for $1

A house in Detroit sold for $1 recently. Why? Because many Detroit residents are resorting to idiotic behavior – idiotic because their pillaging of vacant homes has in turn decreased the values of their own properties. Let’s face it, folks. If you strip siding and copper off a vacant house in the city in which you live, what do you think will happen to your own property’s value? But much of the blame falls on Detroit’s playboy mayor and his blatant mismanagement of the city, which has done nothing to improve Detroit’s crumbling neighborhoods. Mayor Kwayme Kilpatrick has a growing rap sheet, and lately he’s been shoving people like a 3rd grade school bully while berating an African-American woman for riding in a car with a Caucasian man named White. Obviously Detroit’s mayor is too busy starring in a reality soap opera to think up policies that would revive Detroit property values.