It’s Fire Prevention Week

Just wanted to let you know that this week is Fire Prevention Week. Per the official NFPA sign below, you are encouraged to ”prevent home fires October 5-11, 2008″. You may start home fires any other week.

Proof of the 6 degrees of separation

I have discovered incontrovertible proof that the six degrees of relatedness is absolute proof. I discovered today that my

1. wife’s…
2. father’s…
3. niece’s…
4. uncle’s…
5. daughter’s…
6. husband…

 is me.

Vegetarian?

“If God didn’t want us to eat cows, why’d he make them out of beef?” – Michael Tobias

Vegetarian and Vegan are all the rage today. It’s considered politically correct to eat no meat, since we now seem to care about animal’s feelings more than we care about unborn humans. This, despite the fact that God specifically stated after Noah’s flood that he has given us animal meat for food. Ironically, Mister Rogers, a vegetarian, died of stomach cancer at age 75.

Odwalla Bar

I have a Berries GoMega Odwalla Bar for a snack today. Its label incorrectly states that it has 1000mg of Vegetarian Omega-3’s in it. If that were the case, I would only travel across land and sea up to 1000mm to get one. But the truth is that in Odwalla’s humility they greatly underestimated the health benefit of this bar. In reality, a Berries GoMega bar has 1000000000ng of Vegetarian Omega-3’s in it, and I think they need to change the printing on the bar’s label to reflect this fact. I would travel across the desolate face of planet earth for 1000000000 nanoseconds for distances up to 1000000000nm to get one.

I am so glad that Odwalla’s Berries GoMega Bar is not like those other inferior bars out there that only have 1g of Vegetarian Omega-3’s in them. I would only travel 1m to get one of those bars.